![]() Trivia: This segment has also been used for " Top 100 Deaths". The cut soon becomes infected, and he dies of sepsis two weeks later. In a drunken rage, he kicks the safe, and damages his big toe. He decides to update his family recipe, which is stored in a safe, but is so drunk that he cannot remember the combination. He gets drunk in the process, but finally makes the perfect batch. ![]() Whiskey distiller Jack Daniel samples the taste of his family brew and keeps asking his workers to perfect it. ![]() The would-be rapist's brain compresses and bleeds out inside his skull, causing him to pass out and die due to blood loss and severe brain damage. A rapist lurking in the alley behind a boxing gym attacks a woman in a blue cocktail dress, not knowing that his target is actually a male boxer who cross-dresses to calm down from his workouts and gets extremely angry whenever someone calls him a "lady." The boxer defends himself by punching the rapist with a powerful right to his temple. While practicing for an upcoming competition, a belly dancer wraps a scarf around her neck and throws the tail end of it into the air, where it catches on a moving ceiling fan and strangles her. He leans out the window to vomit, causing the car to swerve toward the edge of the street, and is decapitated when his head slams into a mailbox. While driving at 60 miles per hour, the driver starts to get carsick. Two drunk men go for a drive in a station wagon. Title reference: Spoofs the popular hymn Bringing In the Sheaves
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